distorment:

i either hate something or get really obsessed with it

(via blurberrys)

stopirwin:

also why are people jumping on celebrities’ cars what is your intention with that do you think they’ll see your face pressed up against their window and think ‘wow i really want that face on my face instead of on the window of this moving vehicle’

(via 5sosmichael)

I’ll have internet on and off until Sunday please don’t unfollow me :( x

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING 

(Source: nirvna, via woah-hemmo)

maguhcalum:

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT IRRELEVANT GROUPIES AND OTHER IRRELEVANT DRAMA WHEN WE COULD BE TALKING ABOUT:

  • THE BOYS
  • ALBUM
  • THEIR AMAZING MUSIC
  • THEIR DREAMS COMING TRUE
  • THE ALBUM
  • CALUM’S FINE BODY
  • KITTEN MICHAEL
  • THE FUKIGNR ALBUM
  • ASHTON BEING THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE
  • LUKE’S HAIR LUKE’S EVERYTHING
  • the gOD DAMN ALBUM

(via headbanghood)

    She Looks So Perfect: "You should wear my underwear more often ;) and also run away with me this town sucks"
    18: "DAMMIT MOM WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE ME A YEAR EARLIER?!"
    Long Way Home: "whoops I ACCIDENTALLY got us lost let's make out and talk about life and politics"
    Greenlight: "Let's bang but with ur consent of course"
    Amnesia: "my name is calum and i made this song my bitch but in a sad way"
    End Up Here: "I'm going to boost your confidence but in a punk way"
    Everything I Didn't Say: "I'm sorry but in a pop punk way"
    Beside You: "I miss you, but in a pop punk way"
    Don't Stop: "You should be thinking about listening to this song at a party but all you're gonna think about is us in spandex"
    Try Hard: "I pierced my lip for you, what more could you possibly want????"
    Social Casualty: "Hey baby wanna go rebel against authority with me?"
    Voodoo Doll: "This is our romantic, pop punk version of a restraining order"
    Heartbreak Girl: "I dedicate this song to you and also the revamp of this song and maybe any other song that's about the friendzone idk"
    Mrs. All American: "Hello Stacey's mom, I am a nubile young man with lots of stamina and great arms *eyebrow waggle*"
    Never Be: "Our melodious angst will make you wanna spray paint angsty doodles on buildings"