bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

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thesassiestsamwinchester:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

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cutelucas:

when will 5sos’ thick accents return from war

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snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

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trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

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drawing-5sos:

OKAY CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS KEEK

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BECAUSE UNDER ALL THAT PUNK ROCK INSULTING AND CUSSING AND SWEARING AND YELLING AND PUSHING JUST IN GENERAL BEING MEAN TO LUKE, WHEN LUKE STARTED RANDOMLY SINGING AND INTERRUPTED MICHAEL’S CONCENTRATION, MICHAEL JUST LOOKED AT HIM AND GAVE HIM THE SOFTEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE NOT EVEN AN ANGEL COULD MAKE AND I AM NOW HAVING MUKE FEELS.

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earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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miathemartian:

oliveoilorangejuice:

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no

this is literally me rn

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